Buddha babble on Real Life Fiction

Typically, guys like fights when they’re at a Ginebra game, or watching reality TV. But guys don’t particularly like fights when they happen in relationships.

We shy away from confrontation for several reasons: first, men win arguments with women about as often as the UP Maroons win the UAAP championship.

Second, we don’t have that much we want to argue about. Waste our time fighting over what? Mineral water? Please.

The price of date movies? Petty.

Or gasoline? What’s the use?

Fight over his road rage? Can’t help it sometimes. But it easily passes over.

Fight over who changes the diapers and feeds the baby? It’s still your baby.

We guys look for the bottom line, and when we find it, we stick to it. For the vast majority of guys, fighting is failure, and quite possibly a violation of local noise ordinances.

We may have a few little things to quibble about (Where in the world did you put my DX T-shirt?), but for the most part, we’ll do anything to avoid conflict, especially these types of conflict:

The "Work" Fight

The man looks at his Mac or his mobile phone too much. Does that thing always have to be on? You work way too much! You’re right, you’re right, and you’re right. When a man’s work is pitted against his relationship for time and attention, he can feel utterly conflicted.

Many men feel an intense pressure to succeed, to be the one who’s counted on, to be hardwired into whatever’s happening, even if it’s not much. And when the woman tells him that he should feel that way about his girl rather than the job, he retreats.

That’s because he’d rather make a choice between right and wrong than the choice you’re asking him to make: The choice between two things that are both important, but vastly different.

The "Ex" Fight

Your woman wants to know what she’s like, what she does, why her man (read: YOU) was into her, and why the two of you broke up. Him? He wants to stay as tight-lipped as the CIA’s man in Moscow.

Which only fuels the speculation - she must’ve been great, she must’ve broken up with him, she must’ve been the love of his life. The truth may be none of those things, but the man wants to reveal as little as possible because there’s no upside.

If he recalls any positives about her, he’s afraid you’ll compare, and think poorly of yourself. If the man says nasty things about his ex, he loses two ways: you’ll think badly of him for unchivalrous behavior, and wonder why he was with such a no-good girlfriend in the first place.

The "Finale" Fight

When a break-up is inevitable, a guy doesn’t want to go out with shouts, insults, crying, and random appliance tossing. Even though this relationship may have not worked out entirely the way either of you had pictured, he doesn’t want it to end badly.

Why? Because there’s a big part of him that cares very much about his reputation; he doesn’t want to be perceived as a bad guy, or a mean one, or some jerk who deserves to be hit by the cross-town bus next time he crosses the street.

Even if he wants an ending, he doesn’t want it to be a bad one - which is why many breakup-minded men try to make a soft landing back in the singles world: Slowly, gently, and perhaps unfairly as well.

The "Wedding" Fights

Not the wedding fight, as in whether or not to have one. But fights, as in plural, the kind that happen between the first ring he puts on your finger, and the second. He knows you want him involved in all the decisions big (who to invite) and small (what style napkins). He knows that "It’s up to you" is usually one of the things you should never say to a woman.

But in this case, his acquiescence isn’t because he’s uninterested; it’s because he respects that this is your (and possibly your mother’s) big day, so enjoy it, do what you want, and don’t get mad because he won’t tell you if he prefers the butter cream icing or the marzipan.

Ultimately, men and fights are as strange bedfellows as pizza and pineapple or menudo and raisins. While doable, they’re not as agreeable as one might have come to believe.

Because if ever, there’s anything men are more wont to do than fighting, it’s loving.