NUTELLA is a hazelnut spread (read: NOT peanut butter) worthy enough of the Ludy’s tasty peanut butter legend of yore. If anything to describe this late but wondrous discovery of mine, it is MAX BRENNER in a jar.
It’s THAT good.
In tribute to my eleventh nugget, here are some of the most memorable sound bites from my Nutella fan friends to aptly describe my eleventh nugget.
“Mmmmm.”
Why is it so yummy? If you liked Ferrero Rocher, the famous ligaw chocolate, then you’ll like Nutella because not only is it made from the same ingenious creators of fabulously fantastic Ferrero Rocher, it uses the same chocoloate, er hazelnut that coats the inner shell of the candy. Need I say “mmm, really?”
“Wicked.”
This spread is so deliciously wicked, you won’t believe it’s not fattening. Like it matters if it’s skim milk. At least, no cholesterol. Amen.
Some nutritional facts:
Per 13 OZ Jar (371g) (
Calories 1950
Fat 110g - Saturated 35g - Trans 0g
Cholesterol 0mg
Sodium 150mg
Carbohydrate 220g - Fiber10g - Sugars 210g
Protein 30g
“’Ubos na? “
It’s so good, before you know it, you’ll lose track of its contents because you find yourselves wanting more and spreading more. It’s good on almost anything- pan de sal, banana, broas, tasty, but it works BEST on toasted bread- meltingly and viscously spread on hot scrumptious toast. Sarap sa hot chocolate. Grabe.
“Syet! Masarap!”
Definitely NOT for diabetics, this hazel nut shit truly gives no shiv. It’s SO sweet but the sweet Ferrero toothy nut in you won’t mind one bit because it’s THAT good.
“Kuya, masarap!”
Not to be underestimated or for the faint of heart, Nutella is an aphrodisiac that helps put spice in the quest for fun for the adventurous and the un-squeamishy fetishist. Definitely better than any yucKY jelly.
As a close friend of mine would say: “Swak-tastic!!” No matter what the age, NUTELLA is a certifiable hit that will surely lift your spirits especially on these rainy days.
Zing.
yummm. favorite! haha. i remember before graduation, me and the rest of the gang enjoyed ourselves with NUTELLA and skyflakes. yummmm. haha!
Comment by FRANCO — August 8, 2008 @ 8:26 am
franco..
nutella moments…hahahaha
Comment by h.p. — August 8, 2008 @ 7:46 pm
It will only take days for me to finish a bottle of NUTELLA. It’s like Brad Pitt eating peanut butter in Meet Joe Black. Pinapapak lang. Hahaha!
Comment by SILLY PSYCHE — August 16, 2008 @ 11:26 pm